#this is based on a tiktok audio

[trickstarbrave]

Steren: Unless you get tired of me.

Vivienne: *giggles* No, never!

Taliesin: I cannot take another month of you two verbally edging each other.

Taliesin: This HAS to be the month you fuck—!

[haemosexuality]

i lied! i dont actually like sex. put your clothes back on, im going to explain to you the entire plot of adventure time

[flowerquib]

Princess Sunny and her Knight Pomme

"I had a sister."

"Her name was Pomme."

No font and close ups

[poltergrease]

I caught up on BE recently and I love these stupid kids dearly 💙

(also I owe Kato my life for how she handled Yukio's arc...love this wet cat of a burnt out gifted child)

[reegis]

🪱💖you look lonely….💖🪱

[tiffycat]

This is their definition of 'brotherly bonding'

[fangirlsfavoritebardboy]

[j0ss-4rt]

There will always be a vivi shaped hole in my heart

[cosmicstarlatte]

Belphie: Hey do you wanna listen to some devildom music?

MC: Yeah sure

MC:

MC (taking off the earbud): no

MC: that was just tortured screaming

Belphie: You didn't even get to the best part

[neatnete]

[inkspottie]

If the breakout actually had Sadao along for the ride

[ghost-bxrd]

Hi, how about a panel where Jason screams at Batman “I never say please!” and another panel in Ethiopia where he’s just going “please dad, please…”? :))))

[orqheuss]

MC, talking about Sebastian: He's so dreamy

Ominis: His hands bear the blood of 1,000 men, including his uncle

MC: ✨slay✨

[gayassmullethaircut]

How i’d imagine Michael introducing his bf to Sam would go

Sam: This…hmm *already judging*

Michael: Be nice!

Sam: I’m finding it.. 🤔

David: …..

Michael: ….

Sam: 🤨

Michael: It takes you that long to find it?

Sam: It does, it does…😒

[jamethinks]

Loid dressing up as an SSS officer for Halloween just to spook Yuri meanwhile Yuri is dressed exactly like Loid.

[artemismoorea03]

DPxMarvel: Phantom Incoming

Tony has a secret.

One he hasn't told any other Avengers, one he kept as far from SHIELD as possible, and a little ace up his sleeve incase shit ever hit the fan. Part of him wanted nothing more than to show off his secret, to brag about what he had found and make sure they knew that this Ace was his. But he also knew this 'Ace' was a kid - a kid younger than even Spiderman with the weight of a whole dimension and a town on his shoulders. Tony didn't need to bother him or show him off like some kind of award when the team still gave him shit about having Spiderman around.

But then shit hit the fan.

A fight. A massive fight with casualities everywhere. They were running out of options, running out of fight, running out of give.

Tony sounded the alarm for Phantom then sighed.

"Hey, uh... Phantom Incoming."

"Phantom? What the hell? Who is Phantom? What is Phantom?" Hawkeye started asking.

"Don't ask questions, Barton just get the hell away from the middle of the fight, all of you."

"Oh god it's a weapon. It's a super weapon. You're going to kill us all." Spiderman grumbled anxiously as Tony watched the trackers on the members of his team indicate that they were quickly leaving the area.

"What is the blast radius on this?" Black Widow was quick to ask.

"Yes." Tony said which wasn't reassuring to anybody.

The shift in the air was instant and tony silently hoped that he'd given the team enough warning as a portal ripped open in the middle of the battle field and a wave of green shot out. Enemies were toppled, trees were uprooted and frantic voices could be heard all around them.

Tony opened his mask, seeing a small white haired figure in the middle. "KID! YOU'RE CLEAR! IF THEY'RE NOT IN SPANDEX THEY'RE NOT OUR FRIENDS!" He shouted then flew off.

The echoed wail that followed seconds later while the rest of the team watched from a safe distance as the enemy was taken down (but not killed, Phantom wouldn't kill anybody if he could help it which did mean clean up would be a hassle).

"Now I know what you meant when you said the blast radius is 'yes'." Hawkeye said as the rest of the team nodded.